LOCKDOWN DIARIES #2

THE RIDE 

… I dash for the exit. I can feel the heavy shock and silence behind me. In seconds I am reversing almost hysterically. I realise then that someone has to open the gates for me to drive out. My host bursts out of the front door laughing and shouting; “herh, you be ‘fearo’ (you are a coward), where are you running to?” I m not going to fall for this old trick. Ordinarily I would probably quench the engine, park and pretend not to be afraid, but not this time.

(I may one day tell a story of how years ago, based on a similar dare, I ended up being lashed in front of my class for an obvious stupidity – not again)

It is clearly not the time for jokes as the clock keeps ticking away. I am begging and requesting the gate to be opened. I didn’t even say goodbye properly because every second felt like a minute gone. I am speeding through potholes like I am driving on an asphalted highway.

Earlier that morning before I stepped out, my dad had complained about my outings and the risk it brought to everyone else in the house. I promised to return soon but here I was racing back home at 11:38PM. “I have to get the “fisherman’s friend’ for the Oldman by all means to appease  him”, I thought. I finally got one at a pharmacy and request to pay with MOMO because I hardly carry cash around. The attendant doesn’t look amused but honestly, I couldn’t be bothered because between going home empty handed and dealing with an unpleasant attendant, my obvious choice is a no brainer. As the gods will have it however, the mobile network decides to ‘dance’ with me for while. I think I spent 30 minutes transacting in the pharmacy but my watch would later show I only spent 4 minutes and few seconds. 

I hit the main N4 dual carriage way and I am the only moving vehicle on this usually busy highway. There is a radio documentary about the ‘origins and spread of highly infectious global diseases and pandemics’ on 101.3fm, BBC World service. The guest sounds very knowledgeable and some of the facts he’s speaking are quite scary.  All of a sudden I begin to take stock of my packed day; What was and what could have been – Had I exposed myself in anyway to the virus? Am I coughing or is my throat itching, I quipped.

I suddenly remembered I don’t have my other phone which I often use for work and other official tasks. I last used it at Tony’s house so I knew it would be there. Not retrieving the phone now would mean that for two weeks, I will not respond to many business engagements. I am in deep contemplation whether to return for the phone and risk being caught by the Military guys on my way back, or to ignore work for the next two weeks, (mind you this is ‘pay-day’ week).

I smiled and immediately… (500 word limit – to be continued)

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LOCKDOWN DIARIES #1

MY FIRST CURFEW –

Its 10:00pm, and lights are out in this area. My primary number most people know is off, and I am locked up somewhere that I may have to spend the next two weeks, if I don’t leave within the next three hours. I’m having fun here but a ‘little voice’ in my head keeps reminding me that I would have no tangible explanations for why I was here in the first place, and how come I didn’t leave earlier.

Earlier in the day, I ran several errands before linking up with my “Botweburg” brothers. As always, we had good hearty chats about nothing, drank the choicest beverages, ate and reminded ourselves in subtle ways why we need to stay alive and be successful. Quame MP put it better when he said “wiase y3 d3”.

My name is Pasino Man and for the first time in my life, I have to hole myself up in the house, not of my free will but in compliance with the Friday night directive of the President of Ghana for a two-week lockdown- asking all to stay home. Technically I should not be affected since I am an essential service provider, but I can work from home so I intend to try and stay home for the next two weeks; something I have never attempted or done in my adult life.

I am always on the move and the last place to find me on a regular day is the house.

I moved back in to my parents’ over the weekend because everyone had concerns about my health. I admit to having a poor eating habit and though all who have tasted my meals will attest to my extraordinary cooking skills, I will easily opt for a can of soda and biscuit than spend hours in the kitchen cooking a single meal. Being alone in a house for two straight weeks and counting was therefore going to unsettle anyone who cared about me so I agreed to temporarily relocate from my apartment to my parents’.  To occupy my time, I have made resolutions to learn a totally new skill; Computer coding, and to write more. Yes, I have not written articles for my blog (www.pasinoman.wordpress.com) for a while because I have been busy but now I have no excuse. My lockdown chronicles will be a Five hundred-word article.

It’s getting warm and interesting in here. I am enjoying the conversations and all that’s coming with it (insert wink emoji). Upon recommendations, I know I have to get a dietary supplement (blood tonic) to aid me eat more in this period. I steal a glimpse at my wrist and realize its thirty (30) minutes after Eleven (11:30). I immediately start hearing police/military sirens from a distance and my heart begins to skip beats. I have flashbacks of a social media video of military guys threatening mayhem on anyone who flouts the “stay home” directive.

I grab my car keys and without warning… (500 word limit – to be continued)

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